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Vaguely threatening letters from children.
(Source: mehreenkasana, via fassyobsessed)
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
- Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
- Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
- Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
- Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
- Aragorn: Legolas stop
- Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
- Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
- Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
- Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
- Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
- Boromir: is this really necessary
- Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
- Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
- Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
- Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
- Gandalf: this could take a while
- Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
- Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
- Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
- Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
- Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
- Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
- Elrond: good god man calm down
- Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
- Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
- Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
- Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
- Frodo: *falls asleep*
- Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
- Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
- Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
- Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
- Gimli: this is ridiculous
- Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
- Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
- Legolas: SON OF BELEG
- Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
- Aragorn: Legolas
- Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
- Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
- Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
- Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
- Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
- Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
- Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
- Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
- Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
- Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
- Gimli: finally
- Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
- Boromir: anything to make you shut up
I have 3 issues of the June issue of GQ US featuring Michael Fassbender. I’ll use a random number generator to choose three winners and I will ship anywhere in the world!
Rules
-Reblogs only. Likes don’t count. You can reblog as much as you want, I don’t care, but…
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When you know the fandom is just nuts
because they are making gifs of Benny cutting up vegetables
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There’s a movie based on Battleship — so why not adapt any of these 12 board games as well?
We put together a dozen fake posters for board game movies we’d like to see — as well as plot summaries and casting suggestions for each flick. (For Connect 4: “In Connect III, Reg Caldwell pulled one last job and thought he was out of the life for good. He was wrong. Again. With only four bullets in the chamber, he takes on syndicate boss Milton Bradley (William Fitchner), who has kidnapped Caldwell’s sister. Luckily, sis (Gina Carano) is known to be pretty sneaky herself.”)
son of a bitch…
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